The Oh-Shit Kit. Something you know you need, but probably don’t have.
An Oh-Shit-Kit is a bag that contains items you will need in a crisis and I’m not talking about tsunamis and hurricanes. I am talking about those everyday crisis where you slap yourself, because you forgot to put on deodorant or don’t have a tampon and you really (really) need one. Oh shit. I know you know what I’m talking about. Rather than screaming to the next stall over to ask for an emergency sanitary product or go the whole day smelling like you just ran the Boston Marathon, an Oh-Shit Kit prevents these unfortunate instances from happening.
In my Oh-Shit Kit:
Tissues: In case of crying, bleeding, or colds
Deodorant: In case you get sweaty throughout the day
Advil: Headaches, cramps, soreness
Chapstick: Flakey lips
Floss: Takes out the spinach you ate at lunch
Tums: All acid reflux related issues (Note to self: Skip the tomato sauce)
Emory Board: “I broke a nail!”
Wipes: Dirty hands, dirty shoes
Tide-to-go: Noticeable stains
Pads, panty liners: Unexpected periods
Coverup: For those nasty pimples
Dry shampoo: Greasy hair
Sunscreen: Protect your skin!
Hair elastics: Literally always come in handy